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text messaging, SMS messages and text messaging.

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	Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola Beta tum bahut padhoge Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga??? TO: Ur Name:


	Jab question paper ho out of control, Answer sheet ko karke fold, Aeroplane banake bol.. ….. ….. ….. ….. ….. ….. All is fail ! TO: Ur Name:


	Sabse masum dhamki Jab chor chori krke ghar se bhaag raha tha tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINE warna mummy ko jaga dunga TO: Ur Name:


	If ALL Indians Start Studying, ALL ll Get Gud Marks Bt Jobs R Limited MoreUnempLoyment, More Youth Suicides, More Crime. SAVE INDIA Stop study TO: Ur Name:


	1 Aadmi Ne Conductor Se Pucha :Aap Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rhte Ho? Jawab :24 Ghante Wo Kese? Jawab Mila:8 Ghante City Bus Me 16 Ghante BIWI Kebas m TO: Ur Name:


	Kehte he Agar kisi ladki ko sache dil se chaho to sari kaynat use tumse milane me lag jati he Or agar vo na mile to Ladkiya abi baki hai mere DOST TO: Ur Name:


	Kya horela he bhidu..Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha, isich vaste tereku m$g kiyala he.Tu apun ka MA$T fRnD he, mis$ to karegaich na...... TO: Ur Name:


	Jane kyun itna yaad aate ho... jane kyun dil ko lubhate ho.... aapse pyara dost na milega hamein kahi. kya isliye itna BHAAV khate ho??? TO: Ur Name:


	Santa ko party ka invitation mila jisme likha tha PINK TIE ONLY Santa party me gya to surprise ho gya Usne dekha logo ne PANT-SHIRT B PEHEN te TO: Ur Name:


	Newton`s wife to newton:hw m i looking? Newton:tan c/sin c wife:huh? Newton:tan c/sin c=(sin c/cos c)/sin c =sin c/(sin c. cos c)=1/cos c =sec c TO: Ur Name:


	1 samay tha jab log apne gharo k age likhte the atithi dewo bhawah uske bad likne lage swagatam uske bad welcome ab likhte he kute se sawdhan TO: Ur Name:


	Lagaan by Rajnikant Climax scene:1 ball 20 runs needed.Bowler bowls,Rajni hits.ball splits in 4 pieces.All pieces go for 6`s. India wins! TO: Ur Name:


	Santa-oye mujhe vada kr ki teri biwi ki pahli kiss mujhe lene dega Banta-vada h pr meri b 1shart h Santa-kya Banta-Mai shadi teri Bahan se karuga. TO: Ur Name:


	B4 FalliN iN LUV Always TiNk TWICE 1ce To Make Sure Tat Its D Rite PersoN N SecoNdly To AscertaiN Who Wud B D NXT BST EARLIEST REPLACEMENT TO: Ur Name:


	Girl:-Panditji Mere2 Affair hAi Unme Kiske Sath Meri SHADI Hogi? Wo Khush Nasib Kaun Hoga? Pandit:Pehle k Sath Shadi Hogi, & 2sra Khush Nasib Hoga TO: Ur Name:


	Tum kute The kute ho or kute hi rhoge Tumhari soch kute jaisi hai Tumhari aane wali nasl b kuta hogi ye keh k kutiya kutte se gussa ho k chali gayi TO: Ur Name:


	17cntury ki mom 2 her son-beta apne religion k ladki se shadi krna 18cntry-apne caste,19cntry-apne level,20cntry-apne desh,21cntry-koi b pr ladko se TO: Ur Name:


	Brandy n water=Injurs kidney.Rum n water=Injurs liver.Whisky n water=Injurs heart.Gin n water=Injurs brain.Saala is water me hi kuch lafda hai. TO: Ur Name:


	Santa & his wife went 4 Divorce. Judge: U have 3 kids. How will u divide them? Santa thinks & says-Ok.. We will come nt year with 1 more. TO: Ur Name:


	Santa & his wife went 4 Divorce. Judge: U have 3 kids. How will u divide them? Santa thinks & says-Ok.. We will come nt year with 1 more. TO: Ur Name:


	Boy 2girl Tu he to jannat meri,Tu he mera junoon or kuch na janu me,Bs itna he janu Tujme RB dikhta h YARA mai kya karu Girl:Mattha tek or Dafa ho TO: Ur Name:


	Daku: A tera naam kya he Girl:Rita Daku: Rita meri bahan ka naam h jaa maaf kiya Daku: or tera Santa: Santa Par log mujhe pyaar se rita kehte ha TO: Ur Name:


	What is the diffrence between love & arrange marriage? Ans:-hum khud jaake khaai me kud jaaye vo love aur 200-300 log milke dhakka de to arrange.. TO: Ur Name:


	Aaj didar,kal yaar,parson pyaar,phir ekrar,phir intazar,phir takrar,phir darar,sari mehnat bekar,aur akhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.. TO: Ur Name:


	Dil me jhuta arman nhi rakta Hothon pe juthi Muskaan nhi rakta Chahe 11 mulko ki chhoriya ho piche, per AVNEET kisi ka Sms udhar nhi rakta.... TO: Ur Name:


	1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha bola chalo airport chalo taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana. TO: Ur Name:


	Sindhi docter se =mujhe subah 7 baje susu ata hai or8 baje Poti Ati hai` Docter-To Isme Problem Kya H? Sindhi-Magar Meri need to 9 baje khulte Hai TO: Ur Name:


	Pati-Subah na jane kiska muh dekha,aaj khana bhi naseeb nahi hua.Patni-Meri mano to bedroom ka aaina hata do varna roz yahi shikayat rahegi. TO: Ur Name:


	Ek Jamana tha jab Subah Kukruku karke MURGE hume jagate the orEk Aaj ka jmna Dekho,HUME Sms krke MURGi ko Jagana padta hai!Ab uto, TO: Ur Name:


	Grahambell found telephone Edison fnd Elctricity Marconi fnd radio Colombus fnd Amrica abe Aise mob lekar baitne se kuch nahi hota, kuch to sekho TO: Ur Name: