Insult SMS

text messaging, SMS Messages and text messaging

text messaging, SMS messages and text messaging.

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Send Free SMS, Free SMS Messaging, Free Text Message, Free SMS


	21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS: Communication: WIRELESS Cooking:FIRELESS Youth:JOBLESS This Msg: MEANINGLESS Sender:PRICELESS Reader:USELESS TO: Ur Name:


	ROSE LOTUS TULIP SUNFLOWER JASMINE ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO COMPARISION WITHYOU!! . KYU K GOBHI K PHOOL KI BAT HI KUCH OR HAI. TO: Ur Name:


	Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are? TO: Ur Name:


	You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number TO: Ur Name:


	Hey, I may be fat, but you will always be ugly, and I can diet. TO: Ur Name:


	Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. TO: Ur Name:


	Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down. TO: Ur Name:


	Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: NO Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants. TO: Ur Name:


	Little Sister: Your Ugly. You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is... TO: Ur Name:


	Man: I know how to please a Woman. Woman: Well, please leave me alone. TO: Ur Name:


	Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell TO: Ur Name:


	Work Colleague: Do you find me entertaining? You: I reckon you are too dim to entertain a thought TO: Ur Name:


	Old Wife: Shall I put the TV on? Old Man: Well it would certainly improve the view in here... TO: Ur Name:


	How many people work in your office? About half of them TO: Ur Name:


	Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. TO: Ur Name:


	Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents... TO: Ur Name:


	On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder! TO: Ur Name:


	Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died TO: Ur Name:


	Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby. TO: Ur Name:


	Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi" TO: Ur Name:


	Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock. TO: Ur Name:


	Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence! TO: Ur Name:


	Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi" TO: Ur Name:


	Yo Momma so mad that she even made Kurt Russell escape from LA. TO: Ur Name:


	Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes. TO: Ur Name:


	All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo. TO: Ur Name:


	You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control. TO: Ur Name:


	He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe TO: Ur Name:


	Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade. TO: Ur Name:


	You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it! TO: Ur Name: