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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!



 
 


 
 
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me



 
 


 
 
There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.



 
 


 
 
har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai




 
 


 
 
kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the



 
 


 
 
When i Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leep
Place my Maths book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my geography book on my chest
Tell my teacher how i am at rest
Place my physics in my right


 
 


 
 
Finally finals are finally almost over. FINALLY!



 
 


 
 
STOP
DROP
AND...
STUDY FOR YOUR FINALS



 
 


 
 
Both of the words home and work are four letter words...well so is poop, doing my CRAPPY homework:-(



 
 


 
 
Grrr... studying hard for my finals.. talk to you later after my brain explodes :-)



 
 


 
 
Off to fight crime and save the world...Right after I take my finals...



 
 


 
 
Whats the point of studying for "finals" if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!



 
 


 
 
SOL Time...:-(
Shit
Outta
Luck



 
 


 
 
Studying for finals. I know its shocking! Save me, call me please!



 
 


 
 
Go to school high
Study high
Get high scores
Studying and getting high for my finals.



 
 


 
 
As long as there are finals there will be prayer in public schools.



 
 


 
 
I am currently doing research on the effects of sleep depervation on a college student. I am starting off with 3 to 4 hours a night and am going to see how low I can get before I sleep through one of my tests. IM me if you would like to be a test subject

 
 


 
 
Math tutor: $40 a week
Photocopy of the final: $25
Not having to study the day before your final: priceless



 
 


 
 
As long as there are finals, there will be prayer in public schools.



 
 


 
 
A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "Wha

 
 


 
 
F.I.N.A.L.S.
F: F**k
I: I
N: Never
A: Actually
L: Learned
S: Shit



 
 


 
 
Exam anthem,
humhonge allpass,
humhonge allpass,
humhonge allpass1din,
hoho likhte hai bakwas
fir bhi hai vishwas,
paper hoga jhakas,ek din.



 
 


 
 
Teacher asked (Students) Exams are nearing ,If u have any doubt you can ask me.

Students In which printing press the question paper are printed?



 
 


 
 
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam



 
 


 
 
Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?



 
 


 
 
kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the



 
 


 
 
As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and

 
 


 
 
College life is like Reliance !!
" Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"
Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!
" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"
After Engagement is Like Idea!!
" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"
After Marrige is like Hutch!!
" Where


 
 


 
 
Wisdom is knowing what to do next... Skill is knowing how to do it... and sucess is DOING IT ! DO THE BEST IN THE TEST...let ur path smooth & easy Examination may be more & more easy.. let ur sucess come to true, that my best wishes to you!



 
 


 
 
Paper ki roti,note ka achar,
books ki barfi,question ki bahar,
teacher ki dusmani,dosto ka aanewale
exam ka toyohaar..



 
 


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