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is SMS ko aaj nahi padhna
kal padhna

are ruko

nahi ruko

please ruk jau dear

mujhe malum tha aap nahi manoge,mat mano mai SMS hi kal karuga.


 
 


 
 
As a frnd
I askd 4Stone,u gav me statue
I askd 4Leaf,u gv me flwer
I askd hanky 2wipe my tears,u gv me ur hand


Sach batao BEHRE ho kya?


 
 


 
 
Yaad Rakhna Meri Dosti ko

Tere Zindagi Par Ek Ehsas Kar Diya

Is Mobile Me Ye Last 1 Rupiya Tha

Wo Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya..


 
 


 
 
Mere sms ke charche hone lage,log mere diwane hone lage,khush nasib ho aap jo aap ko sms mila, jise nahi mila wo mobile patak-2 ke rone lage ...



 
 


 
 
Evrything abt u is perfect - ur lips, ur skin, ur eyes, ur body. Perfect! Ur lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.



 
 


 
 
If Love cn b avoided by simply closing our eyes, den I wudnt blink at all 4 i dnt want 2 let a second pass having fallen out of love with you...



 
 


 
 
wen u fil dat nodoby luvs u.. dat nobody cares.. wen all u can do is cry n walk away bcoz evryone is against u... then u are the weakest link! GOODBYE!!!



 
 


 
 
u sed pls dnt cry, i sed its olryt.. u sed pls dnt liv me, i sed wen did i? u sed il go nw, i ask wr wd u go? u sed m luving sme1, i ask hu? u sed - its not u.. kala ko ako.



 
 


 
 
sm1 once asked me,"hav u evr folen n luv?" den i answrd "of course..mny tyms" den dey gave me anoder qstion, "did it hurt?" i thot of u & told dem "yes..very mch".



 
 


 
 
gusto ko na benta cellfone ko... lam mo ba??? gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cellfone ko... lam mo ba??? gusto ko na panakaw ito... alam mo ba???? maloloka na ko sa pag-intay ng text mo... alam mo ba??? paano mo malalaman eh nakatingin ka sa iba!

 
 


 
 
I h8 u wen u smyl at me coz u make me crazy about u. i h8 u wen u talk 2 me coz u make me run out of words, i h8 u wen i c u coz u mke me luv u more,.....



 
 


 
 
It was a simple crush, done and over with, then you looked at me."



 
 


 
 
"The smell of a woman should stay with you. The smell of a man should come to you as you go to him and leave you with only a memory, not a headache."



 
 


 
 
How dare you come along this way and turn my hardened heart to clay?"



 
 


 
 
Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!



 
 


 
 
Patient to Doc: Apne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska hath lagte hi mei theek ho gaya
Doc: Janta hu, thappad ki awaz mujhe b sunai di thi


 
 


 
 
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?



 
 


 
 
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey



 
 


 
 
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai



 
 


 
 
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.



 
 


 
 
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".



 
 


 
 
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".



 
 


 
 
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.



 
 


 
 
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.



 
 


 
 
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.



 
 


 
 
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.



 
 


 
 
What do you call a female who never laughs?



"HASINA"



 
 


 
 
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends



 
 


 
 
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.



 
 


 
 
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."



 
 


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