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	Sardar return home after drinking and says to his wife in romantic mood, darling aaj kuch aisa karo ki kadam zameen par na pade...Wife says:--- Ve moya faansi lai le. TO:  Ur Name:

	Man:Sardarji where were u born? Sardar:PUNJAB Man:which part? Sardar:oye,part part kya kar raha hai,WHOLE BODY was born in Punjab TO:  Ur Name:

	Beautiful Girl"A sardar saw a beautiful girl. he went and kissed her. GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?" Sardar: " B.Com Final Year.... TO:  Ur Name:

	Talak Wife:Main maeke jaa rahi hoon,ke main talaak de notice bhej dewangi. husband:Ja ja aaive mithiya mithiya galaan karke mainu khush karan di koshish na kar TO:  Ur Name:

	A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.... TO:  Ur Name:

	Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast. TO:  Ur Name:

	Jado asi apni gal thodi age vadhai, ohne apni bebe sade nal milai, Pher sade dil ch khabre ki aai, asi naal lai gaye apna bhai, Pher sade dil ch umeeda di lehar aai, asi pure mohalle ch vandi mithai, Ki pata veere ne ki TO:  Ur Name:

	Sardar ne Girls hostel phone kiya-Hello, RANI hai kya? WARDEN NE PUCHA-Aage kya lagati hai? SARDAR-Abhi ka to pata nahi, 2 mahine pahle STAYFREE lagati thi. TO:  Ur Name:

	Banta : how did u get a new car. Santa : girl drove me 2 beach tuk off her clothes & said : take what u want & i tuk car. Banta : gud tu kapdo ka kya karta TO:  Ur Name:

	Ab Kuchh bhi karlo, ab yeh desh SMS k bina nahi chalegaa. SMS bole to S= Sardar M= Manmohan S= Singh.!!! TO:  Ur Name:

	Ik sardar dukan te KACHHE lain gaya.. Sardar 2 dukandar-aa Kachha kine da? Dukandar-Ji 450 da Sardar-Yar partywear nahi casual wear dikha na! TO:  Ur Name:

	A Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet. He finds the egg empty he got frustrated and said."iski to .... aaj-kal murge bhi condom use karte hai...." TO:  Ur Name:

	Y did banta singh climb d glass wall? 2 c wat was on d other side of d wall! TO:  Ur Name:

	12sardar 12car mein 12bajke 12min 12sec mein 12vi gali k 12ve theater mein konsi film dhekhne gaye honge? ? ? WAQT HAMARA HAI.. TO:  Ur Name:

	Sardar:"My friend tells me he has slept with every woman in our building except one" Wife:"Must be Sheela on the 4th floor,she is very CONSERVATIVE!" TO:  Ur Name:

	Ek sardar duje sardar nu "Yaar bor ho rahe haan chal chess khediye." 2nd Sardar: "Ruk ja main sports shoes paa ke aanda haan..! TO:  Ur Name:

	Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho? Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, isse pehle ki accident ho jae, jaldi jaldi ghar pahunchenge! TO:  Ur Name:

	News:petrol mehnga ho gaya.. SARDAR ji bole,"sanu ki fark penda hai,asi pehla v100 da pavande c hun v 100 da pavan ge" TO:  Ur Name:

	Santa: meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi. Banta: tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga. Santa arre yaar....sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko! TO:  Ur Name:

	Once a sardar went 2 a STD PCO there was written "Number dial karan ton pehlan 2 lao". Sardar Slapped d Operator twice! TO:  Ur Name:

	Bantasingh: oye tu har sms do bar kyu bhejta hai? Santasingh: kyuki tuje ek forward karna ho to dusra tere pass to rahe!!! TO:  Ur Name:

	A sardar was driving in Delhi with his girlfriend. While driving he kept his hand on her thighs. She smiled & said- u can go further... He drove to Chandigarh! TO:  Ur Name:

	China has a Great Deewaar, Russia has a Communist Sarkaar, America has a Powerful Radar, But! Beware World! Because Only India has the POWER OF SAR TO:  Ur Name:

	Man asks sardar, "Apko logon ne kyon mara?" Sardar says, "Arre yar mera photo bus mein gir gaya tha. Maine kaha Madam zara sari upar karna photo lena hai" :> TO:  Ur Name:

	Santa goes to hotel & orders Omlette.. Waiter :french or spanish ? Santa: jera marji le aa, Main kehra galan karniya ne... TO:  Ur Name:

	Teacher: Oxygen is must for... Breathing & for life. It was discoverd in 1773... Santa: Thank god. I was born after that, pehle paida höta to mar hi jaata... TO:  Ur Name:

	1 sadar library mein 2-3 ghante ek book padne ke baad bole.so boring,so many character but no story.then librarian says,sardar ji this is telephone directory. TO:  Ur Name:

	Sardar1 giggling behind sardar2 at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password. S2: what is it? S1: its 4 stars (****) S2: haha ur wrong. its 2356! TO:  Ur Name:

	Santa Singh sends sms to all his friends... "My cell no. has changed.. earlier it was Nokia 1100 .. now it is Nokia 6600" TO:  Ur Name:

	SARDAR was looking in his marriage certificate since an hour then his wife asked: Oh tussi itni der se KYA dekh rahe ho SARDAR: Oye expiry date dund rahahoo. TO:  Ur Name:

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